It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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