At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
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Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
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Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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