Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
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