As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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