farters have to be the big spoon...
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
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We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
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No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
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