How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
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I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
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I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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