:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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