She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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