I think I just saw someone hide a body.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
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the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
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