He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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