What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
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why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
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It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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