In the future we'll all be gay
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Just high enough for therapy.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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