Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
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I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
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I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I wear drunk well.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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