At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Banned from zoo.
Again?
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Randomize