he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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