If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
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my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
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nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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