apparently the secret to your success is patron
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
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I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
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Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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