and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
this hospital has no fireball
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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