just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
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We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
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Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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