My friends, they love my intelligence
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
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