it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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