Tell her she can't have a vagina
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
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why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
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he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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