Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
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I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
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I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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