Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
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You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
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She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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