trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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