Having a random hookup so left but love u
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Randomize
