But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
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He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
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Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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