she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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