I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
dude. I can hear the air.
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