That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
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Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
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I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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