I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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