I accidentally had phone sex last night
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
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Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
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Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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