I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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