I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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