hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
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Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
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Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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