Dual....:-)
Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Randomize
