So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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