I accidentally burped into my bong.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
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False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
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I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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