now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
