i don't plan on having that self control this summer
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Randomize
