well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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