Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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