You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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