you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
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Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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