I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Randomize
