NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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