Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
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My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
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I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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