he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
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He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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