AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
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All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
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Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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