I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
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no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
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4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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