We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
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