Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
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