how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Randomize
