youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
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Can vaginas get frostbite?
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
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About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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