I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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