Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
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She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
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If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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